Sam's Best Friend(s)

Sometimes, I really pity my poor dogs. They used to rule the roost, have the run of the house, and then -- BAM! Or should I say -- SAM! Boy, did his arrival shake up their world. Now that he's a crazy, rowdy toddler, they get it worse than ever. He climbs all over them, uses them as footrests, squeezes their faces and tries to ride them like ponies. God bless them, they've put up with all of it. But this might be the last straw...
This is how I found Bella earlier this morning, after a few minutes alone with Sam...

Oh, the indignity.